Holiday Special 2014: Day 11

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me…

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…eleven minutes edging…

Ten fingers groping.
Nine kisses sweetly.
Eight cheeks a glowing.
Seven well placed spanks.
Six things for beating.
Five well stuffed stockings.
Four toasty biscuits.
Three kitty girls.
Two Screens for poking.
And a Warm Cup Of Orange Pekoe Tea!

Go on, say what you think!

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