Holiday Special 2014: Day 7

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love brought to me…


…seven Well Placed Spanks…

Six things for beating.
Five well stuffed stockings.
Four toasty biscuits.
Three kitty girls.
Two Screens for poking.
And a Warm Cup Of Orange Pekoe Tea!


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