On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love brought to me…
…twelve Mince Pies…
Eleven minutes edging.
Ten fingers groping.
Nine kisses sweetly.
Eight cheeks a glowing.
Seven well placed spanks.
Six things for beating.
Five well stuffed stockings.
Four toasty biscuits.
Three kitty girls.
Two Screens for poking.
And a Warm Cup Of Orange Pekoe Tea!