11 Types of Porn On My Twitter Feed

1. Zoomers wholesome fucking in earnest static cam, and somehow ends up being less sexy and more heartwarming to my elder millennial crone self.
2. We’re here, we’re queer & we have no pants. The gender rainbow on the other side of the Overton window. <3
3. Oh look, $pornclipsite made a sale and auto posted. You are (allegedly) gonna get shadow banned for that bot work, careful.
4. Half the libidex catalogue and still not allowed to cum
5. I don’t know who any of these characters are but their fandom ships them with my fetish, so I guess I am here now?
6. Fairy princess anal fisting gape cat ears nyahhh
7. Hypno spirals and migraine inducing flashes.
8. This highly stylish goth is VERY focused on square peg/round hole problems with her partner
9. Squint real hard and this re-shared M/m porn might get you off without making you feel completely unattractive as a dominant who prefers male subs
10. Hot femme with caption about being bad at writing social media copy, damn it!
11. That’s a lot of dommes on tiktok. Huh.

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