There’s nothing a dominant woman likes more than being randomly solicited. This conversation took place in my inbox via reddit. I’d posted in a completely kink unrelated thread about the website policy, mentioning I was moderator of /r/femdomcommunity, and clearly this guy took it as a good reason to reach out.
Him: Hey…how’s it going? (kay, not so bad, but you know these kinds of things never end well)
Me: Hello! Well, I suppose… (be nice Pearl, he could be a lost newbie…)
Him: Curious- do you get a lot of random PMs like this?
Me: Once in a blue moon. Can I help you with something? (wait for it, wait for it…)
Him: Wanna be my online domme? I mean I’ve got Skype- want to instruct me as to what to do and stuff? I love taking orders… (BAM! There he goes!)
Me: Absolutely not. Do you think all female dominants provide some sort of online wanking assistance programming or something?
Or did you assume because I mentioned my sexual orientation I wanted to be solicited by randoms?
Him: JC. Only asking… calm down (because the best thing you can do is tell a woman she’s getting emotional)
Me: Fuck off. I was telling you very plainly what your mistake was, you don’t get to hide your bad manners behind curiosity and then accuse me of being unreasonable. You sexually solicited a stranger, you don’t get to control her reaction.
Do you think all female dominants provide some sort of online wanking assistance programming or something?
Or did you assume because I mentioned my sexual orientation I wanted to be solicited by randoms?
Him: You didn’t ‘plainly tell me what my mistake was’. Just sounded like you wanted something to bitch about. Why do you have to be mean? A simple yes/no will suffice. I didn’t force you to do it, just asked a question. (You got an answer buddy. Don’t whine.)
Me: Because you are a presumptive twit who just asked me “wanna cyber” because you saw femdom and assumed it meant I wanted to be solicited, and when I called you on it you acted like a butt hurt little bitch. Now go away.
Him: Stop looking for something to get pissed off at.
Me: Still talking? Waaah, waaaah. Guy with no social skills is mad strange woman didn’t respect him after he solicited her like a cheap whore. So sad!
Him: Ha I’m not the one who’s losing their temper, silly woman. (So submissive. Much respect for women. So very slave!)
Me: Awwww, look, he’s trying to hold frame!
Ladies, I bet he’s still single. 😉
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The crazies have been out en masse lately!
About half way through there he probably did start wanking….you got very “directive”.
Mick
Nah, he probably just think femdoms are really entitled and bitchy.