Primal Predator: He really likes rough sex. Somehow this impresses some people and is seen as more ‘intense’.
babygirl: She’s somewhere between the ages of 35 and 45 and she has her shit together more than you ever will. Also she really likes colouring.
Domme: Identifies as female, is dominant. Gets way more solicitations to sub to strange men than she would like. Which is any number greater than zero. Also get solicitations from ostensibly dom men offering themselves if she promises not to tell on them.
Dominant: Is a dominant as noted, but if female constructions like “Domme” makes her teeth hurt. She will mockingly pronounce it Dom-AE. As this is the gender neutral, she will also have to devote a lot of time to reminding people M/f is not the default kink setting.
kajira: Thinks belly dancing is a fetish activity. Has more slave “positions” memorized than her dom.
sub: Submissive identified. Is mysteriously defaulted to lower case as if “Dom” were a proper name. Despite the fact that the distaff side of this orientation basically does 90% of the organizing in kink, gets assumed to be less competent.
Switch: Allegedly either not real, or an inferior alloy of dom and sub that will fly apart at any moment. If female, gets creepy inbox messages from all orientations.
Masochist/Bottom: Likes to get their ass beat, is way tougher than you. Sick of being disrespected.
Sadist: Is 2 spooky 4 u. Alternatively is desperately trying to avoid the overly sentimental side of kink because the “gift of submission causes” mouth vomit.
Sadomasochist: Does not take themselves seriously, much less your weird role authority game that they didn’t consent to. Somehow avoids the bullshit “not real” lable that switches get.
Hedonist: Literally here to get laid and unapologetic about that fact to an admirable degree. Will try anything once.
Swinger: Grandpa and Grandma’s version of poly. Pays double the door price at their events if male identified.
Princess: Completely unreliable indication of gender or role orientation, but would appreciate a tiara.
Evolving/Exploring: Read the porn or had some mind blowing sex, now here to find if there’s some sort of pattern to their orgasms.
pet/pup/kitten: Thanks the lucky stars that fashion trends made kitty ears a cheapo year round fashion accessory at Forever 21, has bought accessories at a pet store. Walks on your lap when you are trying to work on the computer.
Sensualist: Abhors pain. Likes orgasms. Give them a plush throw and an ostrich plume and close the door.